Can I Get Some Help Here Scraping Me Off The Floor?

Holy fucking shit, I don’t know if I’ve been punched or bored right now.

I just got back to the hotel room after a one hour body massage and I hurt in places I didn’t know I had and feel fucking awesome all at the same time.

Oof. My fucking hips have been killing me and I thought it was my lower back.

I found out different.

That lady is an angel.

Time to do an impression of a wet noodle for a bit.

8 thoughts on “Can I Get Some Help Here Scraping Me Off The Floor?

    • Looked kinda Swedish to me, claimed her name was Jasmine but I’m thinking that was a stage name and her real name is Helga.
      Late 20’s, early 30’s.
      She knew her stuff though.

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  1. I’m glad you’re feeling better, but if this calms you down and mellows you out, I’m driving across the country and kicking that woman’s ass.

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    • No worries there, I have some shit to deal with tomorrow that I absolutely guarantee is going to infuriate me and if I don’t wind up in jail from that then I have a 5 band Heavy Metal concert to go to tomorrow night. (Thurs)

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