Holy fucking shit, I don’t know if I’ve been punched or bored right now.
I just got back to the hotel room after a one hour body massage and I hurt in places I didn’t know I had and feel fucking awesome all at the same time.
Oof. My fucking hips have been killing me and I thought it was my lower back.
I found out different.
That lady is an angel.
Time to do an impression of a wet noodle for a bit.