Help! I’ve Fallen And Can’t Reach My Mouse

I just opened up an Email I get that shows the weekly stats of this place and fell out of my chair.

You guys amaze me.

Weekly Analytics Report
https://thevulgarcurmudgeon.wordpress.com/
30 Jul – 5 Aug 2018
Average Daily Traffic
Page Views
1.5k 
Prev Week
1.3k
Unique Visits
1.3k 
Prev Week
1.2k
First Time Visits
260.6 
Prev Week
245.4
Returning Visits
1.1k 
Prev Week
948
Daily Traffic Breakdown
Page Views Unique Visits First Time Visits Returning Visits
Mon 1,541 1,409 276 1,133
Tue 1,604 1,448 290 1,158
Wed 1,545 1,406 256 1,150
Thu 1,486 1,341 280 1,061
Fri 1,360 1,211 239 972
Sat 1,473 1,335 275 1,060
Sun 1,270 1,138 208 930
Total 10,279 9,288 1,824 7,464
Avg 1,468 1,327 261 1,066
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10,000 page views, in one week, for this podunk little blog. It’s been flirting with that milestone for a long time.

Wow.

That calls for some titties gentlemen.

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Please allow me to thank each and everyone of you who stops by this little shit show.

You are appreciated very much.

 

Even my old man would have been impressed with those numbers.

5 thoughts on “Help! I’ve Fallen And Can’t Reach My Mouse

  1. Crap, you never thought that you would have this many friends in your life? No, we come for the titties… and old school tools and machines. Congrats you old fucker!

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  2. Congrats, Phil!

    “The Vulgar Curmudgeon” is a place “where you can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard” – no filters or sensitivity training needed.

    Thanks, and keep it coming.

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  3. Congrats.
    You’re a daily read too, Phil.
    Sore you were one short for the last coupla weeks, but it was twenty degrees cooler and the fish were biting where I was.

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