Fucking socialist cocksuckers around here anyways.
Since I had to work today I got off at 11 and headed home to be greeted by the strangest sight along the way.
We live in the very North east corner of Vancouver and the 4 lane road I go back and forth to work on that goes North and South is one of the borders of the city. There is an East/ West road one mile North of us that is also a border.
As I was headed North coming home, it looked like a war zone on the right side of the road and as I got closer to home, I could see the same thing in the distance straight ahead.
Fireworks going off all up and down the road but only on one side.
The Left side was dark and quiet.
That would be VanfuckingCouver, where the Commies finally got a total fireworks ban put on the books after twenty fucking years of hand wringing letters to the editor and pearl clutching fainting spells in the city council meetings.
When I say Total Ban, I mean not even fucking SPARKLERS!
All the way around that invisible line though, it is non stop bombardment.
When I got home the wife told me that her and her Niece saw one of the best fireworks shows she has ever seen, from the parking lot of WalMart just up the road from us and directly across the street from the city border line.
She said they watched it for over an hour and finally came home just when I was leaving work.
So all of the wimpy little cunts that can’t stand the noise are completely surrounded on two sides by absolute chaos, as it should be, while they and their little nervous dogs sit quivering in their living rooms with piss running down their legs, plotting a way to get a ban in place for the heathens just across the fucking street.
Like I said, it took ’em twenty fucking years, because I can remember reading the sniveling mother fuckers letters to the editor clear back then but they finally got enough numbers of hive minded little bitches to put the pressure on the already Commie Leaning California wannabe’s in city hall to fuck the rest of us.
So now I am behind enemy lines and I ain’t fucking liking it one fucking bit.
I know where this shit came from, it’s straight outta Kommiefornia.
The bastards slowly moved up the I-5 corridor and took over one little town after another until they hit pay dirt across the river over in Portland. From there they consolidated and leap frogged up to Seattle and completely took over that town.
In the mean time, in true California fashion, they spread out to all of the suburbs around Portland and Vancouver is just across a bridge.
How fucking convenient.
They drove the price of real estate sky high and then they started running for office.
I watched it happen in the little town of Washougal while I still lived there. It’s just 15 miles up river from Portland. In that time span, the population TRIPLED and the price of local housing DOUBLED.
It only took them fifteen years to completely change the demographic of this entire area of over a million and a half people.
So they completely fucked up California, then migrated like cockroaches and did us the same favor.
It literally goes from the Mexican border clear into Canada now, all along the Western side of Oregon and Washington. If you go anywhere 75 miles East of that narrow strip it is like being in another country.
Like it was before the invasion.
So now the Mexicans are driving even more of these assholes North. I seriously doubt the Libtard motherfuckers will venture any farther East because there is still a lot of real estate that they jumped over between Eugene and Seattle. I predict they will saturate that geographic area.
That leaves everything East of the Cascades.
Which is mostly high desert.
I want to get out of here so bad I can taste it.
My wife is like an anchor stuck on a reef.
Take my word for it though, I take every opportunity, such as this one, pointing out that it is very different just one mile away, to keep hounding her about getting the fuck out of here.
I ain’t a city boy to begin with but she can’t deal with the idea of not being as close as fucking possible to one.
It drives me up the fucking wall.