So far it’s gorgeous outside and for once, I am ahead of the game.
I did a bunch of yard work yesterday and got that fucking lawn mowed. Right this minute, my anal retentive neighbor across the street is out scalping his.
You know the type, perfectly manicured lawn, always the first asshole in the neighborhood to put up Christmas lights that get more elaborate every year, cars always washed and waxed.
That kind of guy.
Surprisingly, he looks to be in his early to mid 30’s.
I saw his girlfriend drive by yesterday throwing a good glare my way as she went past.
Heh, fuck you bitch, life is good.