You know who you are.
Complete fucking assholes like this,
My message to fuckheads like you is simple.
I’m this guy,
Except I won’t leave you that much room.
Another way you will know that you are a fucking cunt will be the lack of a cutesy little written note on your windshield.
Instead, you will find one of these,
Slowly sliding it’s way down the front of your windshield, leaving a nice little trail of slime for you to clean off.
Go ahead and hit your wipers, please.
Trust me, when I work up a serious lugey, I can hack that fucker a good ten feet with enough precision to hit your window right at the top so as to give it lots of room to slide.
It you really piss me off, I will slam my door open on ya too.
I don’t give a flying fuck if it chips the paint on my beater.
So to the fat, lazy old cunt who just trapped me into the parking spot I was in at Home Depot a few minutes ago, I hope you had some Kleenex in your purse.
I saw ya waddling back and get in your brand new Lexus as I was pulling away after having to get in my rig from the passenger side.
I left you a little something for you to remember me by too.