Yup, it’s true, I used to be a Democrat.
I was raised Democrat, voted a straight Democrat ticket and demonized the Republicans as the party of the rich for decades.
Hell, my dad had an autographed picture of him and Ted Kennedy.
Then back in the mid 90’s, I really got into politics.
I was a political junky, following races in states clear across the country and basically eating and breathing national politics.
Then a funny thing happened.
I started noticing the Democrats pulling some real shady shit.
The more I payed attention, the more I saw
Of course there were always some Democrats I could never stand to begin with anyway too.
Feinstein, that little weasel bastard Lieberman, Schumer and a couple of others come to mind right away.
It happened over the course of a year or two but after watching them closely I finally came to the conclusion that these people didn’t represent my beliefs and were actively doing things that I flat out didn’t agree with.
So I very publicly denounced their asses and walked away.
Don’t think for a second that I suddenly identified with the Republicans either.
Oh hell no.
Independent with a bit of Libertarian for flavor.
That motherfucker Mitch McConnell is still far and away my favorite politician to hate, with that turncoat sonofabitch McCain right there neck and neck with him.
Lindsey Fucking Graham is another one.
Nope, all of these career douche nozzles should be barred from holding office for life at this point as far as I’m concerned.
But it’s this latest turn of the worm that really has me disgusted.
These fucking Democrats are not cut from the same bolt of cloth as the ones I grew up with and have basically gone full fuckin’ commie.
Fuck the government, fuck the men and women in the military living check to check, fuck everybody but especially FUCK YOU, because protecting their future voter base is the most important thing they can think of.
Well I have some news for you traitorous cocksuckers.
I’m not the only Joe Six Pack out here in Dirt World who thinks you just shit the bed and rolled around in it.
Granted quite a few of them have the attention span of a goldfish but there are enough of us with at least two marbles still rolling around upstairs who ain’t gonna forget this little fucking you just handed out and will be looking for the first opportunity to be handing a good fucking right back to you.
Count on it.
That’s who you just pissed off.
Silly little bitches wanna play games?