6 thoughts on “In Case You Didn’t Already Know, Cats Are Fucking Assholes!

      • Naw, they’re assholes. I had a cat that would shit in my shoes even though a clean litter box was available nearby. I loved that cat but suppose I did give him plenty of reasons to fuck with me…tit for tat so to speak.

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  1. Neighbors are a-holes.
    Cats like that are just practice for your Daisy Red Ryder.

    BTW, didja know that when thwacked in the haunch mid-plop by a DRR-propelled pellet, cats make the exact same WRAWR! noise as in the beginning of the “Bring Out Your Dead” scene from Monty Python’s Quest For the Holy Grail?
    Absolutely true.

    And they tend to develop a strong aversion to climbing on cars and pooping, frequently for years afterwards.

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