14 thoughts on “Did You America Today?

          • LOL!
            Wrong again my friend!!

            If you are driving in Alaska, Connecticut, Delaware, Missouri, Mississippi, Rhode Island, Tennessee, and Virginia, it is not illegal for passengers to drink freely from open containers of alcohol (In Mississippi, the driver is also free to imbibe while driving as long as the driver’s .BAC remains below .08%.)
            Can a Passenger Drink Alcohol? | DrivingLaws.org

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            • It’s confusing as hell but in some ways the individual states are like little countries all by themselves.
              What is perfectly legal in the state you live in may be highly illegal in the state right next door.


            • Awww shucks.
              I wasn’t able coming up with a decent picture of a driver drinking. Just stupid, moralizing stock pictures to be found.
              Anyway, the freedom you mentioned Mississippians have is exactly that freedom.
              On the second thought though I must confess that over here the BAC limit dropped from .08 to .05 a couple of years ago.
              Seems I’ve lost another dick comparison here 😂


                • BTW, Because I am already on so many government watch lists over here anyway, I just added you to the Blogroll.
                  Welcome to the lists.
                  The NSA will now be watching you too ya rebel.


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  2. Sustainable Buffoonery, Da Dossi error eh or Governmental cartoon marathon, do rerun, or perhaps ruins?
    Home work assignment, write! Just pick one and write the wrongs of a civil sobriety and of course disorderly conduct unbecoming governmental agencies. MuuuuuuellER!!!!!!! (((;<))) I drink, therefore I M.
    1. Educating Rita, readin, writin and R U lunitics, deep education dis-credit the demerits?
    2. Water Mellon Gate Eight, the last eight years His lamo B-rack O bomb o, oh sorry o?
    3. Collusion GPS coordinates, 3?
    4. Hurry Cane Harvey man boy followed, pubic nuisance # one-thru 47 still out there?
    5. MAD men’s revenge Fat Boy two?
    6. Please men of JFK CYA the CIA, eh?
    7. Farris Mueller’s day off, what to do about nothing?
    8. A thousand weekends with Bernie Made Off?
    9. Yellen smellin red fed rate rot not interested?
    10. Boy George boogie man, O sorry O the Clooney tunes of expensive turds?
    11. Peachy Mad Maxine H2O redo hairdo?
    12. M more all movie man Big Mike?
    13. Podesta protest a detesta, perhaps Telsa ionization contesta? (It has to do with batteries + or -)
    14. What’s her name Wass her name triple dribble bubble?
    15. Wealth care for billion airs market madness with brackets?
    16. Mini Soda Joke to the world, Frank man, Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Damn Communist?
    17. Slash and burn tax returns review revenues reductions deducted?
    18. Billion airs bobble head Steyer, who the duck cares what you think?
    19. Kneeling for National FOOLS Ball, beleaguered?
    20. Just another brick in da wall that ain’t anywall nowhere?
    21. The grassy troll, shots fired no?
    22. Adam ant shifty nifty gets gifty?
    23. The CBO, or as I like to call it the Congressional Bungle Office!
    24. Is 23 a prime numer, Numerologically speaking?
    25. Mandalay Bay Watch boobs?
    I could go on and on and on and even more on and still there is more on, ya know? However you can make this stuff up as follows: it is the SWEN. (news)
    Keep in mind now this is from 1959, with opening commentary by me and further from WP. The script from the Clooney Tunes are directed and taken from, has you may know, Squirrel, Rocket J. WP=The lead characters and heroes of the series were Rocket "Rocky" J. Squirrel, a flying squirrel, and his best friend Bullwinkle J. Moose, a dim-witted but good-natured moose. Both characters lived in the fictional town of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, which was based on the real life city of International Falls, Minnesota.[25] The scheming villains in most episodes were the fiendish spies Boris Badenov, a pun on Boris Godunov, and Natasha Fatale, a pun on femme fatale. Other characters included Fearless Leader, the dictator of the fictitious nation of Pottsylvania and Boris and Natasha's superior, Gidney & Cloyd, little green men from the moon who were armed with scrooch guns; Captain Peter "Wrongway" Peachfuzz, the captain of the S.S. Andalusia; various U.S. government bureaucrats and politicians (such as Senator Fussmussen, a recurring character who opposed admitting Alaska and Hawaii to the union on grounds of his own xenophobia); and the inevitable onlookers, Edgar and Chauncy. Wee Pee, that about sum it up? OK, so this is a mix and match character and need assign not the plot line to Potty Mouth Sylvania DC , if you please man. And now for your viewing dis-pleasures back to the way back machine for proof of our collective insanity, reprogrammed, need I say rerun?
    If it were not for Jimmy Carter I never would have paid any attention to politics of our untidiness. The United Stats of America for the statistic for which we are counted and discounted. Statistics are not the true measure of anything, not even our Gross Domestic Product which is the buffoonery of the stats, counted. The old adage is Liars figure and figures lie, this was the beginning of the de-industrialization of the US. I could go on to list all the anti-American activists that coincidentally became the radical left we see today. If he would have won a second term the downward spiral would have been sooner. And the pain in Spain falls mainly on the plane, damn Communist! You must search for meaning here of the Spanish Civil war that never ended.
    But let’s back up a little bit to the Cuban Missile crisis, Bay of Pigs incident, and of course the Russians wanting a nuclear missile base in Cuba. One could ask, why the need for Russian intercontinental ballistic missiles with multiple nuclear warheads within 100 miles of the Florida? And then, why was JFK assassinated, not what we were told, but what really happened, was it US? And, how many of US are communists, think Bernie Slanders America here. As you may recall, or not, the Cold War was about the Communist takeover of the world! Just by land mass and population the Communist had conquered almost all of Russia and China and further march to Southeast Asia, the Middle East, Africa, South America and a good part of Europe. If you are interested, my favor right WEE PEE has a list of Communist Revolution and a long list it is. I AM not saying that Jimmy Carter was a communist sympathizer, maybe just empathic to the cause. Or, perhaps he was?
    So, a little bit further back in the way, way back machine of improbable history Mister Peabody (da daug) awards of journalistic comic interpretation of real events of the fractured fairytales, not to be confused with Aesop and Son Fables brings US to of course the Rocket J flying squirrel, otherwise known as Rocky and of course Bullwinkle from Frostbite Falls Mini Soda. Not to mention with intension Boris and Natasha the Russian conclusions with a dash of collusion for flavor and your comic needs. Please men? The Russians DID IT!
    Just my opinion that we should replace all the flaky news with reruns of the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show because it would be more informative than the main scream media junk science, paid political imbecile, pseudo-intellectuals, and imported funny flunky talking heads of the socialist justice seekers, MAD cow communist warrior, fan boy, faky, flakey, breaky, heart for da cause bleed. Think here?
    A man, who had been bitten by a dog, was going about asking who could cure him. One that met him said, "Sir, if you would be cured, take a bit of bread and dip it in the blood of the wound, and give it to the dog that bit you." The man smiled and said, "If I were to follow your advice, I should be bitten by all the dogs in the city." Aesop fable reruns? Think here?
    He who proclaims himself ready to buy up his enemies will never want for a supply of them.
    Someone asked me recently about my dog Bud as to, if he bites because he is the big dog and has the big dog bark. To which I reply, well of course he does. However truthful, not the right response or question it was. The proper inquiry would be to ask if Bud would bite me? Me, in this case being the inquirer as to whether Bud would bite him inquired. Then my response would be, possibly, if you don’t do what the dog says? And that is why Bud is on a leash, and why he most often does what I say. So I say to him, you have to be on the doggy leash, because you the dog, that’s why. And I control the doggy treats. Which is dog diplomacy, fetch.
    Back to JFK for sec, the Cuban Missile Crisis was when the Russians were colluding with the Cubans to park nuclear warheads in Cuba, think rockets here. As you may not recall, the Cold War was when Communist USSR (Russia) were lucky enough to find a good neighbor within 100 mile of United States in Cuba. (as is what China is doing today)That prompted concern by everything than as National Security threat, by reasoning, who needs intercontinental Ballistics when a range of 1000 mile would do the trick and a MAD rush would then ensue providing radar was working (skynet), otherwise there would not be enough time to say OH SHIT! At a speed of around 15,000 mph, timing would be everything. Keeping in mind, our side would require an act of congress to release the launch codes due to ROE to respond in kind at the time. Anyhow, by that time there would have been no Rachal MADcow show in the future, because there would not be any, that’s why.
    So what does LBJ do? The short answer is to help out the French, salad dressing with what was then French Indo-China, or as we like to call it Viet Nam, as you may not also recall that is when the Chinese were having the Chinese Communist Revolution, complete with little RED book and the babbling of Chairman Mao, (HI Jane, or perhaps that was HO, chia man pet in Cuber castrated eco no money) the instruction manual of newly minted communists made in China, damn communists! Going nowhere fast would require 50,000 dead Americans before the PLEASE ACTION was somewhat settled in the Pairs shrunken heads of states piece of paper signed, by of course the Communists. Not that we would collude with the state heads, but we may have won the battles, but the communists won the day and the war and the land deal bigger than Texas, for a while until Mao was dead and the Chair was MT but not for Pol Pot.
    But what does that have to do with the half measures of Jimmy Carter you may ask and I would say, same old crap different oil embargo and the Iranian in the Marine barracks attack, hostage deals, need I say bombing in an improvised explosive truck, or IET? Evidently, policy was foreign to him (think oil embargo here and of course put on sweater as we chat by the fireside) and just previous the butt heads decide to draw line in the sand in the land grant back to Jewish people after WWI, and then again at the end of WWII de-drawn of the lands of the Philistines and at the time end of the Ottoman Empire and sliced and diced up by of course WWII, to shrink the property previously not occupied, of course the Multiplex of the two state solutions, collusion, giving up considerable property in 1968 of the Jewish people rightfully own to the no mad’s favored by ass you may have guessed, Jimmy.
    According to the Bible, the Jewish Temples stood on the Temple Mount.[2] According to Jewish tradition and scripture,[3] the First Temple was built by King Solomon the son of King David in 957 BCE and destroyed by the Babylonians in 586 BCE. The second was constructed under the auspices of Zerubbabel in 516 BCE and destroyed by the Roman Empire in 70 CE. Jewish tradition maintains it is here that a Third and final Temple will also be built. WP And then in 692 A.D. the Mohammedans completed the Mosque on the Temple Mount, Holy Wars and all that was and still is today, to wipe out the Jewish people, Christians and of course build Mosques where once were Temples and Churches. Then interestingly the Camp David Accords, Jimmies concoction of just give up a little more land and then we can all get along, OK? Still today the two state solutions seems to be dead or alive, whichever side you happen to be on. So much for US diplomacy and of course the UN united communists for the religion of Pieces.
    What started way, way, back in the way back machine was Mr. Peabody, or was that busybody in collusion with Russians and special need of Chinese and the Iranians Has well you North Koreans install the wall (DMZ) between the north and the south and at this point in time, may I suggest a wall be built between the United States and the Confederacy, so I can move there. Jimmy Carter was and still is a Socialist and empathy for the communist thought process of the little people don’t matter, however you have to have empathy for them and give them peanuts.
    Perhaps we should note that after the last century’s first half of World War I and World War II, when we moved on to the Cold War, Indo-China War=US Viet Nam Police Action, Korean Police Action, Arab Uprisings, Arab Israeli Civil war, too numerous conflicts in South America, not too mention whatever happened to Yougslavia? Give peace a chance, Jimmy?
    I do not suspect Jimmy knew what he had done. Yet he made comment to the fact that the US was not longer a democracy, (if it ever was) but run by the deep state pockets, a true giant of mental capacity, a man of vision and blind sightedness 29-29 vision. The Democratic Party was taken overtly by the communist Party USA and he did not see it, or did he? The American people saw this and promptly vote in Ronald Reagan for a slight respite from the damn communists. Still Cold WAR spy games going on, even today, Please Man Actions too first Gulf war too.
    An Arab having loaded his camel asked him whether he preferred to go up hill or down hill. "Pray, Master," said the camel dryly, "is the straight way across the plain 'shut up?"
    And then Aesop continues: Perhaps this is US Diplomacy?
    A prince had some monkeys trained to dance. Being naturally great mimics of men's actions, they showed themselves most apt pupils. When arrayed in their rich clothes and masks, they danced as well as any of the courtiers. The spectacle was often repeated with great applause, till on one occasion a courtier, bent on mischief, took from his pocket a handful of nuts, and threw them upon the stage.
    The monkeys, at the sight of the nuts, forgot their dancing and became as indeed they were? monkeys instead of actors. Pulling off their masks and tearing their robes, they fought with one another for the nuts. The dancing spectacle thus came to an end, amidst the laughter and ridicule of the audience.
    Too, which Aesop conjures up the ASS and his Master? Remember this is not only the start up of the Rocky and Bullwinkle show that took place in 600 BC but history lesson still worth over having a MAD cow bout, Rachel, can you hear me now?

    An ass that belonged to a gardener, and had little to eat and much to do, besought Jupiter to release him from the gardener's service and give him another master. Jupiter, angry at his discontent, gave him over to a potter. He had now heavier burdens to carry than before and again appealed to Jupiter to relieve him, who accordingly contrived that he should be sold to a tanner.
    The ass having now fallen into worse hands than ever, and daily observing how his master was employed, exclaimed with a groan; "Alas, wretch that I am! It had been better for me to have remained content with my former masters, for now I see that my present owner not only works me harder while living, but will not even spare my hide when I am dead!"
    He that is discontented in one place will seldom be happy in another. Think mass migration here.
    All of that being said, what got me interested in the party of the politics that of course tick me off is when and I suspect that a good many of you with heads that talk and know nothing of it, while the rest of US did and it did stink to high heaven even then, it was when somebody killed the President of the United States of America, that was a really big something to talk about, as you probably don’t know. Now 50 years later we find out that the official story was not the real story, but fabricated to deceive. Hence my dislike for anything communist and I can pretty much guarantee you that Richard Nixon was not a crook as much as Billy and Hilly are the masters of Obam a nomics. Aside from the Carter years and relative calm of the time between Carter and the Clintons, Bush whackers one and two, nothing, but nothing stinks more that the man of many names as I refer to as Berry Stiletto, aka Barry Little x, aka Barry Soetoro, ask in B-Rack MOOSE limb Bullwinkle O bomb A. “A” as in atomic. God’s gift to green energy and solipsists justice the fairy tales, told. And implant the United Nations Agendas Upon US. IF EVER A GUY NEED JAIL TIME, IT IS HIM, Yet the Clinton would be good company, as well their many followers and fellow travelers, Damn communists!
    A cat, grown feeble with age and no longer able to hunt mice as she once did, thought to herself how she might entice them within reach of her paw. Thinking that she might pass herself off for a bag or for a dead cat at least, she suspended herself by the hind legs from a peg, in the hope that the mice would no longer be afraid to come near her.
    There is a book deal there somewhere, I suppose what happened?
    An old mouse, who was wise enough to keep his distance, whispered to a friend; "Many a bag have I seen in my day, but never one with a cat's head." "Hang there, good madam," said the other, "as long as you please, but I would not trust myself within reach of you thought you were stuffed with straw." Perhaps Aesop saw the cat lady Billary way, way before her time.
    A doctor had been for some time attending upon a sick man who, however, died under his hands. At the funeral the doctor went about among the relations, saying; "Our poor friend, if he had only refrained from wine, attended to his insides, and used proper means, would not have been lying there."
    One of the mourners answered him, "My good sir, it is of no use your saying this now; you ought to have prescribed these things when your patient was alive to take them."
    The best advice may come too late.
    Billary / Obomba Care, just ask your doctor, just remember to take all your prescribed drugs and drink plenty of the Kool aid to wash down all the lies.
    A and a note to the BLM-ishs, kneelers and in particular the white trash that are the cause of all of your issues, need I say your political leader, none stinks more than Al Sharpton, however also note not all white people caused what you now call white supremacy or even are racists. That Said, you can blame the politics and the politicians, JFK (to some degree for getting dead), LBJ, WJC, BHO along with all the regulation and welfare programs and hoops you must jump through to get to nowhere, the same can be said of most white people, because they are in the same damn boat. Put blame where blame is due, which is the political asylum of the insanity we call the government welfare state. White people are not your problem, you are! And it would probably be a good idea to thank George Washington and Thomas Jefferson and all the rest that gave you the freedom to bitch and complain about your country, anywhere else you would be in jail or dead. Freedom sucks don’t it? Freedom to regurgitate the stumbling and bumbling idiot political sound bites, slogans and bumper stickers is not freedom, it is just dumb!
    In our Revolution we believe that we have broken the chain of a consumer economy based on imports, and we are free to decide our destiny . And in order to realize the interests of the Somali people, their achievement of a better life, the full development of their potentialities and the fulfilment of their aspirations, we solemnly declare Somalia to be a Socialist State. Siad Barre
    Siad legacy, exile, little Mogadishu, right next to Frostbite Falls in south Mini Apples IS, Mini quota the Socialist State.
    You want a fix for all this, well here is a bit of truth, which obviously you can’t handle, according to Jack Nicolson, there is none and we are all doomed.
    PS, But seriously, if given the opportunity, here is what I would do. Activate the National Guard, all 50 of them, then at the appointed minute, of the appointed hour, on the appropriate day, let US say April 15 surround all the Federal Buildings in all the states and District of Corruption, just before lunch time and chain all the doors from the outside locking them all in and if them try and escape, fire at Will. Then pipe in Tiny Tim, tip toe through the tulips continuous looped for the 30 days without food and water. Then you may ask, then what? Then we just walk away and go about our daily routine of living without them. Then we can move on to higher education and of course the media of the not so much masses, but then them would not have any funding and would be of little concern, so what would be the point when you only need to ignore them that are left. There is the fix on how to turn a stinking pile of crap into a stinking pile of crap less vocal!
    And as for your Globalist Turkey day Thanksgiving, gobble, gobble, no thanks, I propose tanks, no kneel Navy and of course air superiority. And then, all that are left get a big red communist “C” tattooed on their too well fed forehead for easy identification and can be subjected to public humiliation and ridicule while being paid far less than minimum wage for cleaning toilets for the rest of their natural born days.
    There that should fix it for you, all fify of them. Squirrel! And you may have noticed Please Man, I am pretty sure you say that to the field sobriety tests of the Police man. One two three to 3737.


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