4 thoughts on “Bravo, Someone Finally Found A Use For The Stupid Fucking Things

  1. I’ll strap some to a lawnmower, make sure the yard is fenced, and watch, as they panic, run amok, and mow my lawn.

    I’d video the event, but too many cat lovers would tell me I’m cruel to the animal that will consume their owner’s face within a day of them dying in the living room.

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  2. Recommend you read “Maneaters of Kumonjon”. Jim Corbett. Lots of cats get shot. But I don’t think stupid is the right word. I have a theory- the real reason some hate cats is because at the core, we are very similar -stone killers with attitude. Take a dog- a dog can be subservient, a real brown nosing suck up. Now a cat? Very seldom. A cat will tell you to fuck off and go kill something for fun. Remind you of anyone?

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    • I don’t hate cats, we have four of the flea bags running around here right now, down from six when we moved here which was down from eight before we moved here. I have one that I have raised since it was small enough to fit in the palm of my hand.
      My wife neglected to mention she channels Elly Mae Clampett when it comes to critters before we got married and is now officially a Crazy Cat Lady.
      We had ten dogs while I was growing up and every one of the stupid fuckers got ran over so I gave up on them.
      The cats do keep the local rodent population down but other than that they don’t do much except be a perpetual pain in the ass,
      They can be cheap entertainment at times though.

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      • ” but other than that they don’t do much except be a perpetual pain in the ass,
        They can be cheap entertainment at times though.

        See? I told you they were a lot like humans!

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