I took my rig through the car wash the other day,there is a fucking sour cherry tree behind the garage and the cherries fall on the roof of the garage.
Some of them bounce pretty good and tend to land on the hood of my car where they proceed to leave a juicy mess.
My car wash experience needs an upgrade like this.
That’s the ticket, Wax On, Wax Off.
Just in case there was any doubt, I am a Red Blooded American Male.
In other words, a complete Horn Dog.