So there is this “”Neighborhood ” app kinda thing called NEXT DOOR that I joined to keep tabs on what’s going on around here.
Lots of creeps stealing shit out of peoples yards, tons of missing pets and HUNDREDS of fucking Karens whining and sniveling about all kinds of stupid shit.
Sometimes it can be quite entertaining.
I constantly get Email updates about this shit and most of the time I just delete the damn things but today was different.
Today’s installment caught my eye right away with just a cursory glance at the teaser paragraph in the email alert.
I just got home and opened it up.
As soon as I read the whole thing I was FORCED to comment on the damn thing.
Read this and you will see why…
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An old man with gray hair wearing blue jeans driving a red pickup truck bearing Washington plates stole our yard sign at 3:30 am this morning. It was captured on security video. Identifying the exact year/make/model of the vehicle was very easy. I just showed a picture of it to ChatGPT and it spit the answer right out. A little digging would easily reveal this guy’s identity. Somebody tell this guy that creeping around in other people’s yards in the middle of the night is the behavior of a child. This is not how America is supposed to work. Only goons do stuff like this. Don’t do it again, or you’ll end up with the police at your house.
Umm, yeah.
That description fits me to a “T’, as in EXACTLY!
So I replied to it and said that this description fits me exactly but it sure as hell wasn’t me at 3:30 in the morning.
If you will notice, they don’t say what the sign was about.
I have a dollar says it was a Biden/Harris sign.
If I happen to run across some old codger driving a red truck around here I might have to flag him down and offer to buy him a beer.
